Today started off badly. There's no more coffee and now there's no Wifi!
I've checked the router, looked on my phone for email alerts from the Village or Xfinity. Nothing,
Maybe, there's construction nearby and they hit a cable. I put on my shoes and decided to head out to the Grind for coffee from their carryout window. I could look to see if there was construction or something else interfering with my wifi.
There was definitely something else! As I closed the door, I saw a troll in the bushes.
Troll: No WiFi is allowed here because 5G networks spread COVID-19.
Troll: No WiFi unless you can find the code to prove my story is wrong.